Down With the Man

We are the 99%.

This morning, I occupied a McDonald’s so that a Sausage McMuffin could occupy my stomach.

I was lured in by that Capitalist pig:

His mouth flowed with honey: “1 in 4 wins! 1 in 4 wins!

I bought a Sausage McMuffin (2 Monopoly cards) and a hash brown (2 Monopoly cards).

4 cards, 0 winners…1 in 4 my ass.

I’ve been lied to, and swindled out of my free fries.

We are the 99%.

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