My Bulletproof Plan for the Future

I absolutely love it here in Geneva. It’s like everything runs on the precision of a Rolex watch.

I’m going to live here and raise my kids as Swiss. That way, they’ll have gorgeous blond hair, blue eyes, play top level tennis, speak French, English, and German and drink more wine than water.

And when I don’t understand what they’re saying to me, I’ll console myself with a mouthful of Toblerone.

Mmmm…. Switzerland <drool>


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