Here’s a test to see if you’re Korean.
I had a dream that involved poop yesterday night.
What is the proper response?
Why, buy a lottery ticket of course.
Not only this, but call home to tell your mom to buy a lottery ticket as well.
Me: Mom, I think you should buy a lotto ticket.
Mom: You had a dream about poop??
Me: Yes, I had the dream.
Mom: Was it on your body?
Me: Does it matter? Isn’t a dream about poop the only pre-requirement for good fortune?
Mom: No, it has to be on the body.
Me: So my dream about poop was worthless?
Mom: Yes, but I’ll buy a lotto ticket anyways.
Me: Yeah, you never know.