I hate Halloween. There’s just nothing I like about it. I went back to an earlier entry, which I posted last year, and it explains some of the reason: Viva Mexico
Someone had the audacity to buzz my door today.
Me: Grrrrrrmm…WHO IS IT??
Annoying kids: TRICK OR TREAT!!!!
Me: Trick…I’ll take trick.
Annoying Kids: TRICK OR TREAT??
Me: Trick! I said trick!
Annoyed Parent: Do you have candy or not?
Me: I thought you were giving me an option.
Annoyed Parent: Hey, stop being an asshole…my kids just want some candy.
Me: Sorry, no candy here.