Today, I wrote the following email:
Dear Mr. Satelli,
Please see the attached confirmation from Ms. Sandoro. It confirms that she holds a valid UNLP travel document. Upon receipt of her confirmation, please send your confirmation to UNOPS so that they might confirm her upgrade. Upon which they will send a form to your director for final confirmation. Please do this so we can confirm her itinerary as soon as possible.
Thank you and warm regards.
I confirm that this is stupid.
I shake my fist at you, UN.
I shake my fist in exasperation.