One day, I’d like to install a urinal in the bathroom of my house.
The fact that urinals aren’t a mainstay in the lavatories of American homes, perplexes me.
Imagine not having to worry about splashage.
How much extraneous toilet paper would that save? Think about the precious seconds, then minutes, then hours spent wiping down the bathroom floor after a wayward pee stream.
I could use that extra time to learn French.
A simple, practical dream for a simply practical dreamer.