White Person: Well hello there! And how are you doing today?
Me: I’m doing great, how about yourself?
White Person: Doing splendidly. I was just wondering, are ya’ll having a family reunion?
Me: I guess you can say that. My cousin is actually getting married so the whole family is in town.
White Person: Here in Dunn, North Carolina? What a strange place to have it!
Me: Well, the bride…she’s from Dunn.
White Person: Oh?
White Person: Now, ya’ll are Chinese right?
Me: No, actually, we’re all Korean.
White Person: Oh that’s fantastic! You know, it’s funny…my chiropracter a number of years back…I believe he was a Japanese.
Me: Wow, yeah. What a coincidence.
White Person: It certainly is a small, small world. Ya’ll have a wonderful weddin’.