I had a tough day of work today. I was tired and I wanted to sit.
The subway car came to a stop and thankfully, a seat opened up right next to me.
I made a move to sit down, but there was a lady going for it too.
I did the gentlemen thing and offered her the seat.
I did a double take. The lady was actually a guy in skinny jeans and the prettiest long hair I’d ever seen on a dude.
“No problem, man.” I responded, sarcastically.
Stupid longhair emo hipsters.
Metros on Metros. I hate em all.