Update on an earlier post
After two weeks of waiting for the perfect moment, I redeemed my VIP deli card at Appletree.
I got a pastrami sandwich (can’t go wrong right?)
I found Appletree lady and I waited until she said the price. That’s when I flipped out my free hero card.
“Got a free sandwich today.” Big smile.
She looked me dead in the eye and said:
“You still have pay the tax. That’ll be 55 cents.”
I respond (In my head):
“You just ruined my day, bitch.”
I ate the sandwich and it sucked. Too much mustard.
I threw away the wrapper, put my head in my arms, and sobbed until 3:45 PM.